The other day I was driving along listening
to my radio when up popped a famous "rapper". I listened carefully to his
entire "song". I think I managed to understand a few of the phrases. ..
I remember saying to myself, "Heck! ..
There is a whole crowd out there who apparently
comprehends every word of this stuff. .. I wonder if those same folks understand
anything at all that I say."
Later at home, I began musing about the size
of this young, "in" generation. .. "What buying power they have! .. Those
rappers earn millions. .. Are any of these youngsters interested in purebred
dogs and dog shows? .. Surely they must be! .. How in the world can we
keep their interest long enough to get our messages across? .. Certainly
they don't appear to have the inclination or the
attention span to study pedigrees, standards,
show results, and things like that."
I remembered seeing more and more Internet
traffic concerning recently whelped litters, so I decided to post a model
advertisement announcing the
availability of a fictitious but carefully
planned litter of puppies in terms that might be widely understood within
this newly afluent group. .. You can use this if you want to reach these
up-and-coming, "with-it" exhibitors. ..
They are our future you know. .. It's entitled.
"YO! .. A Tribute to the late Dr. Spock and to the NEA."
Yo! .. Ya know what I'm sayin'?
Woof! .. Scratch! Scratch! Scratch!
Woof! .. Scratch! Scratch!
Scratch !
Like .. Ahhh ..
Meanin' to clue y'all
Mean to be announcin'
Pedigrees was matched
De crib been a'bouncin'
Six pups popped
Bitch name be "Floozie"
Word in da hood
She been kickin' it wif "Uzi".
Woof! .. Scratch! .. Scratch!
.. Scratch!
So ease on over
Slide down da track
Pappa double victor an'
Momma got back.
Woof! .. Scratch! Scratch! Scratch
Woof! .. Scratch! Scratch!
..
Chill! .. Know what I'm sayin'?
.. Bring money!
You language specialists out there will
have to bear with me on this one. I can never seem to remember whether
it's, "De crib" or, "Da crib". .. I think it's a generational thing. ..
I also have problems spelling "Da". The first
thing that pops into my head is always "Duh!"
but I know that's wrong. .. It is, isn't it? .. I mean .. like .. wrong?
.. Know what I'm sayin'? .. Well, duh! .. Oh! .. Whatever!
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